Quote Of The Week!

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Teddy: fuck me
Teddy: i can't smell
Teddy: spell
Teddy: LOL
Parasite_Evil: xD

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*DEAD* fishhead : either teddy cheats or he has the social life of a fish.
*DEAD* Teddy : both
-DBF-Aliast killed badt R.I.P Thumper with ak47.
*DEAD* carll337 : !radio
*DEAD* Spermy : I thought he cheated but think he is just a good player

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Spudeh@frustrated :< : whose your ghost teddy?
Teddy : sigh
Teddy : i dont ghost
Teddy: it was a hunch

Killed Decimated six times, starts raging on the mic calling me a cunt despite the fact i've never even talked to the guy. He then tries to kick me testing his new donator power but fails hard:

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[Moo] Decimated: Teddy just baits his teammates and rushes
*DEAD* [Moo] Decimated: see
*DEAD* [Moo] Decimated: you are a fucking cunt
*DEAD* [Moo] Decimated: cunt
Teddy: never even talked to you mate
Teddy: killed you a few times and you rage
[Moo] Decimated: what you gonna do about it?
Teddy: join one of the other 1000 servers I have to pick from
[Moo] Decimated: jog on mate
(ADMIN) [Moo] Decimated kicked player [Moo] Decimated

After that I was slated by this guy on the mic after every fucking time i killed him:

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-ƇƇ- ShampZ^ : take a hit teddy wtf
-ƇƇ- ShampZ^: fucking camper
-ƇƇ- ShampZ^ : no reg teddy
-ƇƇ- ShampZ^ : camper
-ƇƇ- ShampZ^: bullshit cunt

Same with this guy:

Then finally after hours of insults:

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Teddy: its a bit sad that all you guys rage everytime i kill you.
Teddy: can't i get a kill without being raged at.
[Moo] Decimated: jog on mate.

-__- what is that guys obession with jog on mate/?????!??!???

Well thats the story of my fun time on pub.

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Teddy: can't belive my uncle has to be home
Teddy: never gonna see that cat again
Teddy: or play his guitar
Parasite_Evil: the cat has a guitar...

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Rkade : good luck getting a round
PMA ~ Live after 2 restarts
PMA ~ Live after next restart
(Terrorist) T ' @ T Spawn : yes
PMA ~ Match is Live
PMA ~ Good Luck & Have Fun
p to mofugin d : hf in getting 2
cybermonkeY @ T Spawn (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
p to mofugin d : =D
Rkade @ T Spawn (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
cybermonkeY @ Middle (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
Rkade : 1
Rkade : lol
Swíss : 3 shoots 2 headies trough box
Rkade : lmao
Parasite_Evil : haha
Player x♥ѕнø¢кz♥x left the game (Disconnect by user.)
cybermonkeY attacked a teammate
Player 4ff3м1тW4ff3 left the game (Disconnect by user.)

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skægkær // Lysdahl clan? : GG
tomyyy : gg
skægkær // Lysdahl clan? : 2 MAPS?
Parasite_Evil : no
Rkade : too ez
Parasite_Evil : we'd like some better players
Parasite_Evil : sorry
skægkær // Lysdahl clan? : NOOB
Parasite_Evil : it is all about the games here
Rkade : kk
Rkade : stfu and l2p
Rkade : ok ?
skægkær // Lysdahl clan? : OK

xD love how he said ok

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*DEAD* Rkade : what
*DEAD* Rkade : what powerlevel are you guys ?
keenyx. : low

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Shady: thought i gave Worms to some randommer

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Masser: stop dateing that black guy in the black leather dress
Masser: his to much SM for you

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One direction: right i gave a gay guy my number
One direction: and he won't stop texting me
One direction: and im getting poor
Parasite_Evil: interesting
One direction: any help?
Parasite_Evil: i'm not into that whole homosexuality stuff
Parasite_Evil: so i'm afraid i can't help sorry man
One direction: fuck you man

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I'm stupid like a woman*: i hope my qute wins this wek
Shady: L O L

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Parasite_Evil: hey
SCHNOGOLOHABADABDABABAHABDHABDAH: hey man
Parasite_Evil: what dubstep song is that?

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GG I : trying to get the awp is like queuing up for the dragon ride at legoland
Parasite_Evil : queuing up for the dragon ride at legoland is like queuing up for your sister at the red light district
FunkyRizz : haha i think i went on tht
Parasite_Evil : on his sister, or the dragon ride
FunkyRizz : haha

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|i|' Ant: ok stel u voor
|i|' Ant: ge zit het laatste uur in de les
|i|' Ant: ma ge krijgt echt krampe, ma krampe ineens, das ni normaal
|i|' Ant: dus ge moe den trein of bus pake naar huis (trein bij u zkr?)
|i|' Ant: maja daar kunde/wilde ni op schijte because openbaar vervoer
|i|' Ant: heel die rit lang zitte ni op u gemak en probeerde zo weinig mogelijk druk te zette op u darmen
|i|' Ant: dan eindelijk zijt ge aan u halte/station
|i|' Ant: ge stapt af en denkt "bijijjina thuis"
|i|' Ant: ma dan - shit - moede nog te voet of me uwe velo naar huis
|i|' Ant: maja omdage lichaamsbeweging hebt zette u darme u nog steeds meer onder druk
|i|' Ant: u schijte klinke nu luid as fuck, ma da boeit ni want ge moet nu 1000de pijnen doorstaan
|i|' Ant: schete*
|i|' Ant: halfweg laat ge de dikste scheet van u leve waarbij dage denkt "hier is sowieso een sausken bij, ma fuck it, ik wil gewoon thuis gaan kakke. tis maar een onderbroek"
|i|' Ant: ge komt eindelijk thuis
|i|' Ant: fuck de poort nog opemake
|i|' Ant: compleet nuchter ma toch in gevecht me u sleutels, hoe de fuck kan dees?
|i|' Ant: ge loopt na binnen en probeert de eerste wc deur
|i|' Ant: BEZET
|i|' Ant: FUCKFUCKFUCK
|i|' Ant: nu moet ik naar bove (kweet dage in nen bungalow woont, ma neemt efkes aan da u 2de wc - asge da al hebt - in de kelder is ofzo)
|i|' Ant: ge komt bove en ge ruikt de stankt van u pa da al heeft gekakt tot buite de badkamer, ma ge zegt "fuck it, ik moe fucking schijte"
|i|' Ant: ge ziet u pa net zijn gat afvege omdage de wc deur ope duwt
|i|' Ant: dus ge loopt rap buite en probeert u nog in te houde terwijl ge op de gang staat de wachte, met de traumatiserende beelden nog steeds op u netvlies geplakt
|i|' Ant: plots hoort ge u ma (die op de eerste wc zat) roepe van benede, ze begint te krefte omdage u kamer ni hebt opgreuimd en ge de vaatwas nog moe leegmake
|i|' Ant: "ja ik doe da sebiet wel"
|i|' Ant: "sebiet sebiet sebiet" *zaag * *zaag* *kreft *kreft*
|i|' Ant: plots merkte ge op da ze nimeer opt wc zit benede
|i|' Ant: dus ge spurt na benede en duwt haar praktisch opzij
|i|' Ant: een hele hysterie van haar kant volgt, ma da boeit u ni - ge moe fucking schijte want u darme zijn nu praktisch door u reet heen me zuur aant brande
|i|' Ant: ge loopt de wc binne en zit daar de menstruele reste van u moeder inligge, ma da boeit u ni ge zijt u neer en doet dees: https://youtu.be/mt_fckIv_f0?t=18s
|i|' Ant: danku , danku - u was geweldig

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Parasite_Evil: Click champions are so OP.

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Parasite_Evil: I did my best man ! God dammit man! FUCK OFF man!

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Parasite_Evil: fuck off exa, get aids and die!

Me and trop made people believe there was a new hack called "speed ak"

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*DEAD* I Pop Plant Pots : Singu you use speed ak too...
*DEAD* I Pop Plant Pots : why?
*DEAD* S1ngularity : lol no
*DEAD* S1ngularity : demo me anytime anyday
*DEAD* S1ngularity : im 36
*DEAD* S1ngularity : been playing cs sinc it came

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*DEAD* I Pop Plant Pots : i tried to make a hack once that gave you unlimited nades, it's called NadeDogg 1.01
S1ngularity : so u make hax and go around accusing others of hacking ... sad