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diz: there
Harry: Was
lil' Ant: a
Masser: giraf
Parasite_Evil: called
Teddy: bob
tomy: who
diz: did
Harry: horrible
lil' Ant: things
Masser: in
Parasite_Evil: the
Teddy: porn industry
tomy: because
diz: the
Harry: porn industr
Harry: y
lil' Ant: gave
Masser: him
Parasite_Evil: herpes
Teddy: which
tomy: wasn't
diz: very
Harry: nice
lil' Ant: however
Masser: they
Parasite_Evil: drove
Teddy: him
tomy: to
diz: his
Harry: wife
lil' Ant: who
Masser: just
Parasite_Evil: finished
Teddy: wanking
tomy: with
diz: another
Harry: hairbrush
lil' Ant: he
Masser: was
Parasite_Evil: hairy
Teddy: and
tomy: dirty
diz: but
Harry: it
lil' Ant: felt
Masser: nice
Parasite_Evil: and
Teddy: warm
tomy: very
diz: wet
Harry: and
lil' Ant: not
diz: the end
Harry: is near

diz: when pedosite was
Harry: in my bedroom
'Masser' has left the chat.
lil' Ant: i was scared
Parasite_Evil: but the thought
Teddy: of him stroking
tomy: make me enjoy
diz: masterbatesion in a way
Harry: as he was
lil' Ant: very naughty and
Parasite_Evil: focussed on my
Teddy: BIG, WET DICK
tomy: and my hard
'Masser' has joined the chat.
diz: pedosite did things...
Harry: to my self-esteem

diz: Okay lets do
Harry: this mum you
lil' Ant: picked up from
Masser: the farm yesterday
Parasite_Evil: and liked to
Teddy: SUCK MY DICK
tomy: .
tomy: This was very
diz: smelly and hadnt
Harry: been washed after
lil' Ant: . So I decided
Masser: to get a
Parasite_Evil: lollypop with a
Teddy: sharp edge
tomy: and a strawberry
diz: covered in creamy
Harry: white stuff so
lil' Ant: I licked it
diz: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Masser: and got high
Parasite_Evil: . After getting stoned
Teddy: I tried to
tomy: wash it off
diz: meanwhile in gotham
Harry: catwoman was sucking
lil' Ant: mister clark kent's
Masser: big pengiun thing
Parasite_Evil: , that he'd call
Teddy: The strawberry waffle
tomy: with the strange
diz: blue cheese hanging
Harry: low strawberry banana
lil' Ant: . However, she had
Parasite_Evil: a taste for
Teddy: banana juice and
tomy: old cheese and
diz: blood and tea
Harry: was dripping from
lil' Ant: her kitchen table
Harry: .
Parasite_Evil: One day she
Teddy: went to suck
tomy: a lollipop with
'Masser' has left the chat.
diz: batman watching her
Harry: she dropped the
lil' Ant: lollipop and immediatly
Parasite_Evil: began to clean
Teddy: her dirty car
tomy: because batman didn't
diz: want to help
Harry: Once she cleaned
lil' Ant: the car, batman
Parasite_Evil: dropped his pants
Teddy: showing his nobcheese
tomy: .
tomy: Catwoman was suprised
diz: to get the
Harry: batman to do
lil' Ant: his own cheese
Parasite_Evil: . A dog entered
Teddy: he loved rimming
tomy: with a poisonous
diz: chew toy which
Harry: was used earlier
lil' Ant: by Batman in
Parasite_Evil: a foster home
Teddy: .
Teddy: Although it was
tomy: very clear that
diz: tony hawk didn't
Harry: was here earlier
lil' Ant: the dog still
Parasite_Evil: loved to smell
Teddy: catwomans shitty arse
tomy: and batman's smelly
diz: the dog's arse?
Harry: The dog died
lil' Ant: in the foster.
Parasite_Evil: home. So did
Teddy: batman from stds
tomy: made his way
diz: to the clinic
Harry: to get medicine
lil' Ant: for his dog.
Parasite_Evil: The dog however
Teddy: was dead as
tomy: a dry fish
diz: on a hot
Harry: day.
Harry: the end
Parasite_Evil: *claps*