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PostSubject: ::NEWS:: Anti-Sleep Conspiracy Invades World   Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:31 am

WTF, just read this, this is sick.

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European continent, 1 September. Last night the European continent became a victim
of an Anti-Sleep Conspiracy. An unknown group that is against sleep, took action
at around 10pm Greenwich Mean Time.

No comments have been made so far, although one victim has given his opinion already.
"I woke up very early this morning", said Edwards Stockingdale from the British continent.
"I spoke to my best friend Kenny and he told me he had severe headache problems and
needed Red Bull to stay awake. After a while we found out this all had to do with the Anti-Sleep
Conspiracy. Alot of people slept bad this night, I think more sleepless nights will follow to be honest."

The concerns of this 16 year old metrosexual might be rubbish, but the Anti-Sleep organisation
refuses to comment on this subject. "John Carmack has revealed that an uncompressed software
build of Rage is one terabyte in size", Edward continued. "1 Moroccan dirham = 0.0745938575 British
pounds. I don't know what that means, but I think this is the main proof that I'm under the influence
of a lack of sleep."

The European and British governments warn their inhabitants for more acts of terrorism. More
information will follow soon.

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PostSubject: Re: ::NEWS:: Anti-Sleep Conspiracy Invades World   Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:13 pm

The European and British governments


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